★ EST. 1997 ★ BEST VIEWED WHILE SCREAMING ★ 800×600 ★ ● EMERGENCY PELLET ALERT ● NO FRAMES • NO MERCY • ALL PEEPS
✹ BREAKING: BUDGIES DECLARE INDEPENDENCE FROM UNREASONABLY LARGE CRUNCHY OBJECTS ✹ THE BEAKS HAVE SPOKEN ✹ SUPERFINE? SUPERFINE FOR AN OSTRICH, MAYBE ✹  ✹ BREAKING: BUDGIES DECLARE INDEPENDENCE FROM UNREASONABLY LARGE CRUNCHY OBJECTS ✹ THE BEAKS HAVE SPOKEN ✹ SUPERFINE? SUPERFINE FOR AN OSTRICH, MAYBE ✹  
100%
PEEP
POWER!!
The International Budgie Union Presents

HARRISON'S SUPERFINE???TOO.
FLIPPING.
BIG!!!

A GLOBAL BEAK-SIZED EMERGENCY OF ABSOLUTELY RIDICULOUS PROPORTIONS

WE DEMAND CRUMBS!
MY BEAK IS NOT A SHOVEL
DOWN WITH BOULDERS!
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SONG STATUS: SILENTLY PLOTTING REVOLUTION.
THIS IS NOT A PELLET.
THIS IS A GEOLOGICAL EVENT.
☢ ONE TINY BIRD • ONE HUGE CRUNCHY ASTEROID • ZERO PATIENCE ☢
EXHIBIT A // THE CRIME SCENE

THE GREAT PELLET SIZE SCANDAL

Picture a budgie. A magnificent, furious, approximately snack-sized creature. Now hand that budgie what is allegedly a "superfine" pellet. Observe the face of a bird that has just been asked to eat a small ottoman.

WHAT WAS
EXPECTED
one respectful crumb
WHAT ARRIVED
IN THE BOWL
the moon, apparently

SCIENCE: EXTREMELY UNOFFICIAL. INDIGNATION: ABSOLUTELY REAL.

ACTUALLY TINY76 / 100 GIANTNESSPLANET-SIZED
BUDGIE RAGE LEVEL: VENGEANCE WITH WINGS

Editorial disclaimer: This website is a satirical protest from the Extremely Biased Budgie Delegation. Its size comparison is a joke, not a calibrated product measurement.

CLASSIFIED // LEAKED FROM THE SEED COMMITTEE

THE OFFICIAL MANIFESTO

WE ARE THE BUDGIES. WE ARE SMALL. WE ARE ROUND. WE ARE DONE WITH THIS NONSENSE.

For too long we have stood on our tiny perches and looked down into bowls containing items roughly the dimensions of municipal infrastructure. They call it SUPERFINE. We call it UNREASONABLE. We possess delicate little faces, not industrial wood chippers.

  1. WE DEMAND PELLETS THE SIZE OF ACTUAL PELLETS.
  2. WE DEMAND THEY FIT IN ONE (1) BEAK.
  3. WE DEMAND AN EXPLANATION FROM THE CRUNCH DEPARTMENT.
  4. WE DEMAND A TINY MICROPHONE FOR OUR SPOKESBIRD.
  5. ALSO MILLET. THIS ONE IS NON-NEGOTIABLE.
"IF I HAVE TO TURN SIDEWAYS TO EAT IT, IT IS NOT SUPERFINE."— CHAIRBIRD PICKLES, ANGRY SINCE BREAKFAST